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How Rude

You guys, someone stole my 13.1 magnet off the back of my car! I realized it last night after work when I was walking out to it, and I was so sad.  Also kind of annoyed, because now all you can see is an oval-shaped dirt spot on my car.  Waaaah.  I also realize some people think those magnets are stupid and pretentious, but I really liked mine!

Anyway, last night I took a yoga class for the first time since before I moved to VA and it was great.  I think I need to end every Monday with yoga from now on because I was so relaxed and noodley at the end of it.  It was a 50 minutes Ashtanga class which really left my hamstrings stretched and shoulders burning from all the down dog.  I wore the work out top I posted about yesterday, and loved it because I could bend and twist without worrying about whether I was a giant mess of fat rolls.

I don’t mean this to sound as narcissistic as it probably will, but I generally like yoga because I remain pretty decent at it no matter how long it’s been since my last class.  Despite the fact that it’s been YEARS since I stepped foot in a gymnastics class, I still have a good amount of flexibility in me, and it feels good to really settle into poses.  I’m definitely sore today, especially in the hamstrings, shoulders, and lower back, and I have the typical hip bone bruises from bow, but it feels good.

I wanted to take spin today at lunch, but I just realized I have a meeting at 1 and spin ends at 12:45.  I don’t think I can shower and make it to the meeting on time, blah.  There’s a 5:00 class, but I was hoping to go grocery shopping after work, stupid meetings getting in the way of my work outs.  Would it be inappropriate to ask my boss to move our meeting so I can go to spin?   Haha.

If you’ve noticed, there’s been no mention here about house news.  That’s because WE ARE STILL WAITING. After five days of no response, Dar and I decided to submit an amended offer about $5000 higher than our original.  That went in on Saturday morning, and we decided if we still haven’t heard anything by Wednesday we’re moving on because clearly these people are assholes who suck.  Do you sense my frustration?

In other news, I leave for Vegas in exactly one month for my bff’s bachelorette party! Then Darren arrives on April 20 for a visit, and two weeks after that some of the coolest bloggers around are heading to DC for an epic girls weekend.  I AM SO EXCITED FOR ALL THE THINGS.  April is going to be awesome.  The end.

7 Responses

  1. It’s been a long time since my gymnastics days too, and I’m fortunate that I still have a lot of flexibility! I try to stretch and do yoga every so often,b ut I don’t do it consistently. Still, I’m happy about my flexibility 🙂

  2. I have a 13.1 sticker, but if I had a magnet and someone stole it? I’d be heated. I worked hard for the right to sport that thing!

  3. I’m jealous of your April. So many things to look forward to. All I have to look forward to is being another year older. Great.

    I’d be pissed about the magnet too. You earned that thing. People really suck like that. We have magnets that we have to put on the back of our cars when we have our learners, and then another one for the first year and a half of having a license, and people steal them all the time. They’re free. All you have to do is walk into the dmv, but people would rather just steal them.

  4. I love yoga, but I suck hard at it because I’m so inflexible. I still need to do it more often though.
    I can’t believe someone stole your magnet. Ridiculous.
    Oh, and I leave for Vegas Saturday and then will begin counting down the days until our weekend. Seriously, so excited.

  5. What an assclown. Someone stole my Eagles magnet once, but the joke was on them because I was just getting ready to replace it anyways.
    And HOORAY FOR THE DC WEEKEND! ❤

  6. Sorry someone stole your magnent…that’s just rude!! I am glad you had a good yoga workout…it always makes me feel refreshed and I don’t do it nearly as much as I should.

  7. See, I like to think that runners are a mutually respectful bunch who are not assholes (even though we know some of them are), but only an asshole runner would steal a 13.1 magnet off someone’s car.

    And it’s not the same as ganking someone’s jesus fish, which is totally fine in my book.

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