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A Few Things

Whoa… two posts in the same week, I KNOW. I don’t actually have anything meaningful or important to say (when do I ever), but I kind of felt like shooting the shit this morning. Also I wanted to say thank to everyone who weighed in on Monday’s post, you guys are kind of great at making a girl feel like she’s not actually going insane, even if I am just slightly.

Anyway, back after I had my heart ripped out, stomped on, put in a blender and buried in the ground, I started getting bi-weekly manicures. It made me feel pretty, and helped to cheer me up, and when I paint my own nails it lasts maybe two days before chipping or my nails breaking. Also, it’s not that expensive and my nails stay painted for two weeks without getting messed up. I had an appointment yesterday, and the salon had just gotten in the new OPI James Bond collect, and omg is it fun.

this is GoldenEye and Moonraker

Yup, there is something so fun about sparkly gold nail polish. I can’t wait to try all of the colors. Also, I figured this combo was good for Halloween? Just go with it. I also cooked last night, for like the first time since June? I made Shepherds Pie (sweet potatoes instead of regular) for myself, Dani, and her boyfriend, and it turned out just as fantastically as I remembered. I just wish it had been 50 degrees last night instead of 70. WTF October?

my hands still smell like onions and garlic

Umm yeah, so that’s really all I’ve got for you today. OH! I’ve been listening to Taylor Swifts new album (the deluxe available only at Target, obvi) and I’m obsessed. Specifically these two songs:

 

 

Happy Wednesday!

My jaw hurts

I had to go to the dentist yesterday after work for two more fillings.  In total, I think that makes 6 for this year.  The good news is that I’m running out of molars to have cavities in, so I’m probably almost done.  The bad news is I’m super sensitive when it comes to Novocaine and the left side of my mouth was numb from 4:30-9 pm.  I even bit through my lip, and didn’t feel it, I only noticed because it started bleeding.  I’m sporting a fat lip today, it’s cute.  My jaw is also killing me where they injected the Novocaine, ugh stupid dentist.

I have no food pictures for you today since I couldn’t eat dinner, I swear I’ll get back to cooking and posting recipes sometime in the near future.  My sis comes home this weekend, so I’m sure I will be cooking for us.  Pumpkin and I spent the night like this watching Modern Family, Cougar Town, and Happy Town.  Not going to lie, I did a little cheer when Jules and Grayson decided to give a real relationship a shot, and not just the good old FWB (friends with benefits).

She doesn’t care that her furry body is causing me to overheat, she just wants to be loved.   Back to the FWB thing, how do you all feel about it?  Is it really possible for a girl to hook up with a guy repeatedly and not develop feelings?  I used to think it was possible, tried it in college with one boy, but ended up wanting more out of the relationship than he did.  Sigh, ain’t that always the case.  Boys are dumb.

Oh, for the single ladies out there, remember that green nail polish I bought?  Well, I’ve been sporting it ever since, you can kind of see it in the above picture, and it seems to be a hit with the dudes.  Seriously I have gotten numerous compliments from guys on my choice of toe nail polish.  I’m recommending you all go out and pick up OPI’s Jade is the New Black, and paint your toes immediately.

Yeah, that’s all from me today.  Happy Thursday, and happy pay-day to me!