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It’s Come to This

You know what I love doing first thing in the morning? Cleaning up cat vomit.  And why, do they always insist on throwing up on the carpet instead of the nice tiled bathroom floor.  Luckily I managed to catch the first round of puking and toss Pumpkin into the bathroom before it went all over the carpet.  Second round, not so much.  Damn animals.  Here’s a video of Pumpkin being much cuter last night than she was this morning, and trying to figure out what the fuck kind of blanket I put on the bed.

Oh god, my life has come to this. I’m posting videos of my cat on the internet, balls.  Thankfully there’s only one more month until I see my boyfriend again, apparently going ten and a half weeks between visits is detrimental to my sanity.  Good to know.

Yesterday was completely uneventful, and my main focus was making it through the day without falling asleep at my desk.  Two day hangovers man, they’re a killer.  After work I immediately went home, finally showered the smell of bbq and charcoal out of my hair, put on sweats, and stuffed my face full of leftover food from Saturday.  Then I got in bed at 9 pm, only to somehow end up laying awake until 10:30 watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Most Eligible Dallas.

What is eligible about them again? Besides Courtney’s hair, I find nothing attractive about any of them, and someone really needs to punch Matt, I don’t go on dates, Nordgren in the face.  What a douche canoe, how can he still get girls to go out with him. It blows my mind.

I don’t know, that’s really all I have for you today.  If I post any more cat videos anytime soon, please stage an intervention.  Thanks.