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No Morning Should Include Cat Pee

So I was standing in my bathroom this morning straightening my hair, and I looked around the corner to see where the cat was and why she wasn’t in her usual spot, the bathroom sink.  She was perched over a pair of jeans that happened to be laying on the floor, PEEING ON THEM.  I obviously screamed at her and she bolted out the bedroom door, but why would she pee on a pair of pants when her litter box is in the same damn room?  There was plenty of litter in there, and it was relatively clean.  Was she just being an asshole or should I be worried something might be wrong with her?  As far as I know, she’s never really done this before.  She’s about 7.5 and had a clean bill of health at the vet on her last check-up.

Anyway, moving on.  The other morning on the radio I heard something that reminded me so much of Darren, and was cracking up.  A woman called in because her husband had used vacation days to stay home playing the new Call of Duty game, and now wouldn’t be able to travel home with her for the holidays.  She wanted to know if she was justified in feeling pissed off.  Well, boyfriend didn’t exactly take off from work since he is the boss, but he stayed home almost the entire day on Tuesday playing the exact same game.  Men and their video games.  Adrienne sent this out in an email the other day, and just, yes.

After getting all the way to the gym locker room on Tuesday night, and then realizing I forgot my sneakers, I was more than ready for a good workout yesterday.  35 minutes on the treadmill followed by lots of core work and push-ups.  Push-ups are not getting any easier, and I’m still struggling through 2 sets of 10. Wah.  Then I battled traffic for an hour going home, and made it just in time to watch the CMAs.

The CMAs are pretty much the only award show I watch, 1) because country boys are dead sexy 2) Carrie Underwood is hot, and 3) it’s back to back performances of all my favorite songs.  Last night’s show didn’t disappoint, well until Taylor Swift won entertainer of the year.  Can’t we just all agree she’s pretty much pop now?  I mean I still like her, but she shouldn’t really be considered country.

Well, happy Thursday! Almost to the weekend, unless you are lucky enough to have tomorrow off. I am not.

 

8 Responses

  1. That’s hilarious about your cat but sucks for you!!! I know the feeling the second you catch your pet peeing or about to pee. You can never move fast enough to stop them from doing it. Darn pets! Hopefully it will wash out okay!

  2. I am so thankful that Keith has zero interest in video games. We don’t own any gamin device and I love it. Ironically enough though my Dad works EA Sports and has for like 20 years. He is so proud of his son-in-law! haha!

  3. I recorded the CMAs and can’t wait to watch them tonight. But I hate Taylor Swift. She needs to just… stop.
    I’ve never dated a guy who plays video game (post high-school), but that picture made my day anyways.
    Sorry about the cat piss. Hope Pumpkin and your jeans are okay.

  4. Wait- Taylor Swift won entertainer of the year?

    I just died a little on the inside.

  5. I think we’ve talking about this before, but my husband is legit straight up addicted to video games. Apparently there is some new fancy one coming out tonight that he pre-ordered and has to go pick up tonight at midnight.
    But as I always say, if it means I get the nice TV/living room all to myself, so be it 🙂

  6. I don’t mind video games. MW3 just came out and I’ve been playing it for 24hrs. I live alone so it’s not like I’m bothering anyone. I can see how it would be annoying if your boyfriend did it all the time though. Then again, it’s better than them going out to the bars I guess right?

  7. My cat peed in front of me when she had a UTI- it’s their way of telling you something is wrong. I would take her to the vet so they can check her out.

    If she does have a UTI make sure you replace the litter box so she doesn’t get it back. Sorry about your jeans!!

    LOVE the Mad Men Post. LMFAO!!

  8. GAH! I just typed a whole comment and deleted it by accident. Anyhow, maybe Pumpkin was mad at you for something. When my Grandpa died, my mom left the house at like midnight, and didnt come back for quite awhile (obvioulsy), her dog was so pissed about it that she peed on my moms pillow. That was her way of saying that staying out late was not cool with her.

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