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Football, Beer, Bar Food

So, I didn’t get any of the cleaning done that I wanted to over the weekend, but I did do laundry on Friday night.  I know, I’m so out of control.  I was almost hoping our football game on Saturday afternoon would be cancelled and I’d have a chance to actually clean.  It wasn’t, instead I ran around for an hour in a mud pit trying not to break my knee in half.  We lost our game.

After the exhausting ass kicking only two things sounded good to me, beer and bar food, so Adrienne and I headed to our league sponsored bar to hang out for a bit.  Two $2.50 Miller Lights and a plate of chicken nachos later, I was ready fora nap, instead we bought Red Bulls and went home to clean up before heading out for the rest of the night.

Saturday was an absolutely gorgeous day with promise of turning into a beautiful fall night, so we went over to Whitlows to hang on the rooftop and watch the Caps game.  Unfortunately Adrienne and I were accosted almost immediately by two young men who couldn’t take a hint and were neither of our types, even if I was single.  Some gems from the evening:

  • Guy 1 referring to his future ex-wife while talking to Adrienne
  • Guy 2 trying to get down on one knee and kiss my hand. Please do not touch me
  • Repeatedly telling me how my grey and orange sweater matches my eyes. My eyes are blue.
  • Complimenting my eyebrows and then trying to touch them. Again, please do not touch me
  • Deciding my sweater resembles Freddy Kreuger’s. Yeah, I also kill people while they sleep. Watch out.
  • If you are repeatedly asking us why we’re not talkative and just staring over your shoulders at the TV, just go away.

Adrienne and I eventually had enough and made a swift departure with our friend Ricky to head downtown to meet up with our friends who were at the Caps game.  Luckily, that part of the night was much more fun, and when I finally face planted in my bed at 2 am I was beat.

Yesterday I got my grocery shopping done for the week before collapsing on the couch for the remainder of the day.  My late night and inability to sleep in did not mix well and I was exhausted.  Darren called at one point and told me I sounded like shit.  Thanks hun, I appreciate it, haha.  Here’s to hoping this four-day week goes by quickly, because I am anxiously awaiting 5:15 pm on Thursday night when my boo gets here!

What are the worst pick-up lines you’ve ever heard?

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17 Responses

  1. These heavy sports weekends are really exhausting. So much so that I should probably take more time off of work to enjoy them. It’s a good idea… in theory…

  2. Yay it let me comment today! (BTW I think it’s my outdated browser at work, not your blog that’s not allowing me to comment)

    Mmm chicken nachos!

    Worst pickup line? There are so many…the typical “did it hurt falling from heaven” is always vomit-inducing. I also hate it when these d-bags that hit on you at a bar act like they would be the best boyfriends ever when you tell them you’re taken, like “I can treat you better than he can”

    Ugh. Get away from me, you creepster.

  3. Sounds a lot like my weekend. I was hungover more often that not. But it was lots of fun.

  4. I had a guy come up to me asking me how much I loved my blackberry as his pickup line last week….I told him I had just ordered an iphone.

  5. Ugh. Guys can be so creepy sometimes. I will never understand why they subject themselves to such obvious rejection. Like, take a hint and go away. Don’t keep being a creeper.

  6. I hate creepers who cannot take a hint! That sweater does make your eyes look really bright, I love it.

  7. hooray for almost being Darren time for you 🙂
    And I don’t think I’ve ever heard a pickup line that wasn’t horrible. Usually now people grab my hand and look at my ring and yell at me for having one. Gee, let me go get a divorce quick and get your number. Or not ever. Ever.

  8. Oh man, I hope those guys were at least a little bit trashed. I was accosted by a young man recently who informed me that he “would like to sleep at my place tonight”. I told him “no, thank you, but thanks for sharing”.

  9. 2 random things: I love the shirt you are wearing and the girl in the middle looks just like Amy Smart!

  10. Ugh, guys can be so annoying sometimes! At least you get to see Darren soon! 🙂

  11. blech bar creepers are the worst.

  12. Ohhh man that sweater TOTALLY matches your eyes…

    haha just kidding 😉

    That’s SO annoying when boys can’t take a hint!!!!

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